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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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