We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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