Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
no you cant smoke seaweed
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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