New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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