apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I have fence marks all over my body
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
