I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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