its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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