Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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