Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The best revenge is premature balding
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Randomize
