You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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