idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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