All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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