please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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