I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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