why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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