Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
We need to rekindle our bromance
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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