I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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