We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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