Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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