Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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