it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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