doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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