We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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