Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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