Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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