it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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