he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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