What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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