hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
