doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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