Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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