Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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