Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Mom said you looked used
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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