I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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