yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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