Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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