"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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