you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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