And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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