carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Send help, water and tortillas.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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