This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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