Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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