I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I look better un-naked...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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