i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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