hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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