I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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