He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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