hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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