Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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