You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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