So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
