How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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