Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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